Shitty Show Flyers

Ugh. I apologize. 

Patron [Sobbing]: “Can I have my money back? The show made me cry but it never made me laugh.”

Ticket Person: “No. That offer is just a joke. It says so on the flyer.”

If you use this clip-art bullshit, your show can “s” my “d.”

This is just a sample, so you know ahead of time that you’re paying for doggy doo doo.

Chick-Fil-A

Unreadable font and swaths of negative space.