Ugh. I apologize.
Patron [Sobbing]: “Can I have my money back? The show made me cry but it never made me laugh.”
Ticket Person: “No. That offer is just a joke. It says so on the flyer.”
If you use this clip-art bullshit, your show can “s” my “d.”
This is just a sample, so you know ahead of time that you’re paying for doggy doo doo.
Unreadable font and swaths of negative space.